My Last One...

ah.... this might well be my last post... (no i'm not gonna die you idiots!!!.... i'm talking about my last post this year!!!...)....
sigh.... i'm so happy to get rid of one of the most screwed up years of my life!!!!....
GOOD RIDDANCE 2008!!!!!!
and HAPPY NEW YEAR everyone!!!!!.....

Happy B'day!!!!!!!!!

our car is one year olddddd!!!!!!...... happy b'dayyyyyyyyyy girl!!!!!!!!!!!...... and that's her in the pic btw.... :D

Happy Birthday To Me!!!

wow!!!.... i truly know how to celebrate my birthdays in style!!!!... ha!!... i went to sleep at 11 yesterday!!!... i wasn't even awake when it was midnight!!!!....
then i was woken up by prash's call at half past midnight.... and then a call from swatz (prashz girl).... daim!!... she reminded me of the horrific truth.... i'm 21!!!!!!.... I AM OLDDDDD!!!!!!..... my days of youth are gone.... sigh.... anyways after her call, i couldn't sleep anymore.... i spent the entire night listening to Bob Dylan (bet that guy's life was just as screwed up as mine!!!)....
and now today... my mom and sis decided to surprise me!!!... they got me this huge cake.... (lee!! wtf is wrong with us man???.... remember how we were talking about the cakes and gifts and surprises the other night at Wang's??? this incarnation shit is driving me crazy!!!... lol!!)... ah... the size of the cake reminds me of how old i've become.... bah... i'm yet to cut the daim cake.... won't call it my worst (duh.. in ma 1st year, i spent half my b'day in a train!!!), but it's certainly the most dullest b'day i've ever had.... wish i still had the same people i had in my life on ma last b'day.... sigh.... :(.... ah... on the brighter side... atleast from today i can proudly flash my ID while entering pubs and discos!!!!... i'm 21 biatchhhh!!!!!..... it's all legal!!!!!.....

My All-Time Fav Movie Dialogues

"The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle" - Lucky Number Slevin

"I'll sue your ass so hard, you'll have to take a loan to piss!!" - Wild Hogs

i'm walkin away

i'm walking away from the troubles in my life
i'm walking away oh to find a better day
i'm walking away from the troubles in my life
i'm walking away oh to find a better day
i'm walking away

sometimes some people get me wrong
when it's something i've said or done
sometimes you feel there is no fun
that's why you turn and run
but now i truly realise
some people don't wanna compromise
well i saw them with my own eyes spreading those lies
and well i don't wanna live a lie, too many sleepless nights
not mentioning the fights, i'm sorry to say lady

i'm walking away from the troubles in my life
i'm walking away oh to find a better day
i'm walking away from the troubles in my life
i'm walking away oh to find a better day
i'm walking away

well i'm so tired baby
things you say you're driving me away
whispers in the powder room baby
don't listen to the games they play
girl i thought you'd realise
i'm not like them other guys
coz i saw them with my own eyes
you should've been more wise
and well i don't wanna live a lie, too many sleepless nights
not mentioning the fights, i'm sorry to say lady

i'm walking away from the troubles in my life
i'm walking away oh to find a better day
i'm walking away from the troubles in my life
i'm walking away oh to find a better day
i'm walking away

(lyrics, again(!!), illegally stolen from Craig David's I'm Walking Away)

BANG BANG!!!!

Bang bang, he shot me down
Bang bang, i hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down


(lyrics illegally stolen from Nancy Sinatra's Bang Bang)

Please Note

the internet.... such an exciting place to be in.... it's become such an integral part of people's lives, that if i don't log in for like five days at a stretch, people start wondering whether i've passed away (read dead)!!!!.... duh!... people!!!.... this is just to clarify... if in case i actually pass away sometime now, my secretary will definitely be announcing it to all of you... (and yes!!.. i do have a secretary!!....).... so please stop asking me questions like "dude... you alive???" or "dude... where tha heck have you been???" if you don't see me online for a few days!!!!.....

A Big Thank You

now that i'm back home, i guess i'm in a much more safer situation..... therefore, on this occasion, i'd like to thank all those who helped me get out of my worst financial crisis.... by "those", i meant JJ, nandu, aunty lee for the financial support, uncle MPV for the political support, and ranjo for the emotional support.... thanks guys.... i owe you guys some....

A Legend Is Born.....

18th december!!!!.... whose birthday is it???.... stone cold steve austin!!!... brad pitt!!!!!.... noooo!!!... steven spielberg!!!!.... christina aguilera!!!!.... katie holmes!!!!!.... rob van dam!!!!... betty grable!!!!... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!........ hell it's my b'day!!!!.... what the..... does that mean...???.... nooooo.... i'm a year older!!!!..... i'm growin so friggin' olllldddddddd....... i'm inching closer and closer to my grave..... i hate birthdays!!!!.... they're so fake!!!!.... atleast ten years back, i used to feel happy when people wished me on my b'day.... but these days.... people remember your b'day only if they see the reminder on orkut or facebook!!!.... no one even remembers each others' b'days!!!!..... crap!!!... i always hated this fake world!!!!.... anyways.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!.........

SOS

gah.... i've been goin thru the one of the worst crises in my life, in the past few days....
i jus lost 7500bux last week!!!!.... and i'm tryin to make up for it without even telling my parents!!!.... gosh!!!... what would i have done if i didn't have such wonderful uncles!!!!.... :D....

Where Is India Going?????

post 2007, india has definitely started seen some "bold n revolutionary" changes....
finally, there's a cricket tournament that's got hot cheerleaders (thanks to a guy who thinks he's much more smarter than he actually is, and a very adventurous liquor baron)...
then there were the occasional "bold" bolly flicks...
the country's top news mags go on and on wid never ending surveys (tryin to establish that the new age india is fine with adultry, incest, homosexuality, porn and sex toys)....
mallu heroines are crossing borders and creating waves in other 'woods'....
then there's a tyrant female politician who claims she's india's next obama!!....
india finally gets some 'real kickass' terrorists....
the indian cricket team finally starts winning games...
indian women getting voted among the world's sexiest celebs...
india finally gets into an F1 circuit (even though it never managed to get out of it in a single piece!)....
india lands on the moon...
Whyte 'n Mackay becomes indian...
the richest guy in the world is indian....

way to go india!!!!.... ha!

The Train Journey

if you're ever interested in getting a glimpse of the rural life (in its worst form) in india, be sure to go on a long train journey....
my experience with train journeys is as frequent as atleast once a month, as i have to keep jumping between kerala and tamilnadu.... nothing particular can be said about the kerala leg of the journey.... decent people, decent food, clean people, 'womanly' females....
but once you cross the border and enter the forbidden kingdom aka tamilnadu, you're in for a big treat!!!.... from stinking vendors to women who look like they had a recent sex change, the list of horrors is endless... there are the wannabe youths who move around in extremely tight tees and carry bling bling fones, then the irritatingly ugly black kids, who keep digging their noses... and of course the eunuchs aka the chakkas aka the 'ombadhu' (tamil for '9') who won't leave unless you throw a ten buck note at them or they simply 'flash'.... and the uncles who love to take off their pants and change into lungis....

by the time you're done with the entire show, you're already half crazy!!!... and the best part is i always travel alone and so i end up getting a picture of everything in detail!! the only other alternative to these screwed up train journeys is taking an airbus, which by the way is extremely comfortable.... i had to stop travelling by these buses few months back, after i got this stupid nightmare in which i get stranded in an isolated place... (it did happen to scare the shit out of me btw!)... ah that's another long story....

My New Motto....

hey i've created this new motto fer myself.... check it out!!...

FORGET NOTHING
FORGIVE NOBODY
SCREW EVERYBODY

(don't blame me if it sounds a bit like Jason Bourne's motto!!!.... our lives are pretty much equally screwed!!!... only thing is i remember things a little too well!!!.... lol!!!)

This Is My December....

ah... it's december! my favorite month of the year!!!.... because it's the last month of the year, and we get done with the screwed up year with this month...
the time of the year, when the average temperature of chennai manages to come down to the otherwise normal average summer temperature in other places!!!...
it's the month of occurence of my favorite festival, Christmas!!!!!.... (bah.... i don't know why it's still my favorite festival! xmas in india is no fun!!...)
anyways.... hope atleast december brings me some good luck.... i've been having some 'reeeeeeeeealy good luck' this year!!!
so.... welcome december!!!!....