Keep Off The Grass!!!!!

people!!!.... my poetic genius is back in action!!!... this one's loosely based on Afroman's Because I Got High... so i might suggest you listen to the song before you read this to help you get the rhythm right....

I always wanted to be a clean guy
before i got high
but then fags n booze i began to buy
'cos i wanted to get high
now my life is half screwed up
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

I wanted to get into MIT
until i got high
i got into a crap indian university
then i got high
now 4 years of my life got screwed
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

I dreamt of dating a Brit chick
before i got high
ended up with a dumb skinny prick
n then i got high
now my brains are half "banged" out
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

I wanted to top in college
until i got high
realised i was a dumb cabbage
so i got high
now i'm a jobless engineer
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

I wanted to own an expensive car
before i got high
but i still can't even afford to go to a decent bar
so i got high
my pockets are absolutely empty
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

Last week i was out n got caught by cops
cos they thought i was high
i wanted to, but didn't call my pops
'cos i was high
so i spent a night behind bars
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

i wanted to start my own business
until i got high
but my job-hunting's causing me dizziness
so i got high
now i'm jobless, penniless n homeless
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

i wanted this poem to be a few lines more
before i got high
but my brain is already sore
'cos i'm high
so i'm gonna wrap this shit up
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....


hehe.... i can relate to most of the stuff!!!.... except that i've never been behind bars, and i'm not homeless.... lol!!!!....

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always remember....
alcohol is fun...
smoking kills...
mary jane ain't cool...

Trip 2 Chowdy's

phew!!!!... i'm back from a very much needed trip.... a trip to reinvent myself....
and who better than chowdy aka chowallax aka choxxx!!!!.... ha!!!.... apart from the fact that the guy looks significantly much older, he's still in the league!!!!.... apart from the trip there were couple of "trips" too!!!!.... know what i mean right?.... there... that's chowdy for you on the right......


apart from that, the whole trip was kinda jinxed.... getting caught in the middle of the night by cops and narrowly escaping.... the heavy rains.... and the biggest of all, the car's tyre getting blown right in the middle of nowhere!!!..... the threading simply fell out of the wheel!!!!... how cool is that???!!!!









and then chowdy had to change the wheel...




by then we had had enough and decided that the roadtrip was not meant for people like us and headed straight back home, and got back to doing what we're good at!!!!.... lol!!!.... oh.... another highlight of the trip, i had buffalo intestines!!!!.....

yummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!

Eclipsed!!!!

Sigh.... would you believe it???!!!!.... it's the last total solar eclipse (TSE) of our lives!!!!.... which means we don't get to see another TSE!!!!... oh my gawddddd!!!!.... that's terrible!!!!.... haha!!!.... big deal!!!!..... anyways.... today was the day!!!!.... when the moon shoved its butt in the sun's face.... haha!!!.... (k... this post ain't that funny.... so i've included the "haha's" in between just to make you laugh... kinda like those laugh tracks on the tele sitcoms.... there's this new show (new 'cos i've never watched it before) on tv called 'Two and a Half Men'.... i gotta tell you, the show would've been much funnier if it weren't for the laugh track... it's about two guys with oversized tummies and who keep thinking about food... so, the dialogues go somewhat like this :
Guy 1 : I need to talk to you (Hahaha)
Guy 2 : Let's have dinner first (an even bigger hahahaha)
Guy 1: That's a good idea (Hahaha)
Guy 2 : I wanna have tuna sandwich (hahahahahahahaha!!!!!)
Goddd!!!!!.....).... anyways.... since i couldn't get a live view of the TSE, i had to watch it on tv.... sad.... kerala is such a non-happening place that even solar eclipses don't occur here!!!!!.... so here i was at 6 in the morning, when i should be sound asleep in bed, watching the stupid ninny's scream "Oh my God!!!... There it is!!!!... Isn't it amazing.... the moon looks gorgeous.... blah blah blah....".....

hmmmm.... it was quite interesting actually.... you know, sudden darkness after a few hours of bright sunlight.... it'd have been great if we had eclipses like every alternate day for around an hour.... so people'd have to carry sleeping bags to work or colleges.... and as soon as the sun's off, take a quick one-hour nap and get back to work!!!!..... haha.... weird......................