Sigh...

five project titles.... five rejections.... hahahaha!!!!!..... wonder where my project is headin!!!!.... anyways... loads of time left.... this is the time to relaxxxxx!!!!..... ah.... "xxxxxx"..... hahaha!!!!.... *cough cough!!!.... crap i hate this sore throat of mine!!!... it's making me sound like sylvester stallone!!!.... lol!!!!... jeeeezzzz!!!... all i have to do is twist my mouth while i talk and BINGO!!!!.... that's a sylvi!!!!!.... ha!!!.... people here would go running all over the town screaming "rocky vandhachu!!!!..." hahahaha!!!!.... oh of course, they should be knowing about rocky!!!!.... those rocky movies keep coming on some tamil channel IN TAMIL!!!!... yeah beat that!!!!... it's so damn hilarious when the dialogues get translated!!!!..... ah.... gtg.... goda grab something to eat.... hungrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............

Ha!

wow!!!!... life's finally getting better!!!!.... my money's back in ma pocket!!!!.... the entire 7000-something bux.... i'm so damn richhhhhhhhh!!!!!!..... wondering what to do with all the money that's coming in!!!!!.... hmmmmm..... maybe i should start an account in Deutsche Bank!!!!... nah.... what would i do when my account gets wiped out!!!!.... maybe i should invest in a life insurance policy, since i might die soon.... nah.... not a wise idea.... should i return JJ's money????..... nahhhhh.... he doesn't need the money.... donate it to charity???.... what tha heck is wrong with me???!!!!!.... ugh.... i think i need to wax my legs!!!... lol!!!... ha!!!.... don't wanna end up looking like a gurl!!!.... should i get a bike???... jeez i dunno how to ride a damn bike!!!!.... i need more clothes!!!!.... yeahhhhh!!!!.... i definitely need more and more clothes!!!!!..... i need new shades!!!!!.... yeppppp!!!!.... do i need to take taekwondo classes???.... nah... not right now..... a new G-shock!!!!.... hmmmmm.... oh!!!... i need a new hairdo!!!!.... and i need new headfonessssssss!!!!!.... those hugggggeeeeee ones!!!!!.... and i need to go clubbinnnggggg!!!!!.... oh before that i need to rent a girl and a car!!!!.... AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!...... so many options!!!!... guess i should just stick to what i decided to do in the first place!!!!.... go tripping, blow up the cash, and get bk home, broke!!!!.... ha!!!!....

oh!!!!... btw.... i was just wondering what's gone wrong with my HOD!!!!... suddenly she's being all nice to me!!!!.... hope these good things stay long!!!!.... oh.... and the crap project got rejected yet again today!!!!.... what tha heck is going on???!!!!!.... all those dumb idiots get their projects approved the first time itself, and here i am!!!!... the damn thing got rejected the third time today!!!!....

Bengaluruuuuuu!!!!....

ah.... january's been a pretty uninteresting month so far.... no good news.... no bad news... just so friggin' dull.... oh perhaps i could call my results as moderately good news.... i don't have to write any more exams.... and yeah my new iPod.... atleast i don't have to listen to music on my fone anymore.... the crap was screwing up my hearing!!!...

ah... btw i'm just back from a very refreshing trip to bengaluru (hope i got the spell right!).... it was a very fun and "learning" experience.... sheeeesh!!!.... that place is just crowded with showrooms and showrooms of branded stuff!!!!.... i know for sure i'd never have survived if i were studying in b'lore!!!... there'd be just no place enough for my wardrobe lol!!!!.... haha!!!!... oh... lemme explain why the trip was a "learning" experience.... i was at this mall... and i was checking out some shirts..... suddenly this hot chick passes by.... hmmmm.... was pretty good.... since she was also checking out shirts, i could only see one half of her.... it was when she turned around after a very long time, did reality slap me on the face.... she was a one armed chick!!!... she didn't have an arm!!!... ever since i saw that, i've been getting nightmares in which this female comes with a hook instead of her rite arm (like those pirates), and she slashes of my uhmmmm..... neck!!!!... (phew!!... i almost said 'thadichi'... idiots prijo and adrain used to keep slashing off each others' thadichi's in school!!!... so much that whenever i hear the word 'slash' i get reminded of 'thadichi'!!!... k... now don't ask me what 'thadichi' is!!!!....).... ha!!!... after i saw the one-armed chick, i learned the lesson that before i ever check out a chick again, i have to make sure she's got all her limbs intact!!!!... lol!!!!.... other than that, the only other annoying experience was the handwriting expert guy.... stupid idiot was in the first year in some handwriting institute!!!... like duh!!!... what a dud!!!.... i hated him right from the time he started 'analysing' my sis' handwriting.... and then when my turn came, my parents persisted that they too stay and listen to his 'findings' from my handwriting..... aaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh... i'll kill that idiat if i see him again.... (no... i'm not gonna say what he actually found out from my handwriting!!!!....)....

ah... now here i am... back in chennai.... the place looks much better after its cleaned and swept out all the "unwanted australians" who were here on vacation.... i only got two things on my mind now.... first... gotta go to palanivel and get a new project.... then.... gotta check whether my 7300bux has got creditted back to my account... oh and there's one more thing.... i'm so friggin' hungry.... and i only got 3 letters on my mind now!!!!.... 3 block letters.... 3 block letters in red.... KFC!!!!!!..... hahaha!!!!...

Engineered!!!!!

ah! finally i can relax!!... no more "when are your results coming out????" sort of pestering questions from my anyone!!!.... my results are out!!!!... no.. actually they came out yesterday... and yesssss!!!!... i'm through with all of them!!!!..... cleared every godaim exam!!!!.... boy am i proud of myself!!!... over the past few weeks i used to worry myself about the consequences of getting an arrear in the last sem.... it's so screwed up!!!... anyways i needn't worry anymore!!!... i really thought i'd screw up this sem exams, thanks to some "untoward incidents"!!... now i only got the project submission left... no big deal!!!... since i'm very conveniently buying my project!!!... lol!!!... the only trouble i got to go through is squeezing the money out of my dad (which should be a breeze!!... dad's suddenly become a money minting machine whose more than happy to throw money around for me!!!.... good for me! lol!!!...), and then throwing the project at kamakshi's face (which wouldn't be that breezy, esp. after she asked me to get lost with my first project!!!.. .sheeesh!!!... that reminds me!... i havn't called that fat pig of a palanivel to decide on my new project!!!... palanivel is my project guy btw... he's the guy who works hard and constructs my project while i sit at home and relax.... hahaha!!!!....).....

{post-edit: i'd written this post long long back!!!!... wonder why i forgot to post it on the blog!!!!....}

Finallyyyyyy!!!!

finallyyy!!!!.... i muved my ass out of my house and had the party of my life!!!!....
one hellova party.... loads of superchargers, huge deadly secrets, very very long drives... amazing!!!!.... it was on the 5th.... Cherian's marriage.... (i like the name Cherian... not 'like' as in "like" like... but... dunno.... it symbolifies one of those original christian families in kerala (i think... ha!!!... like i did some research on that or something!!!)..... anyways.. whatever....)... btw Cherian is JJ's junior back in his mbbs days.... and oh... JJ is my mom's youngest brother.... the guy whom my mom's family has been trying to hitch for the past 2yrs ('cos they think i might overtake soon!!!... duh!!!... all this jus 'cos i'm the eldest grandson!!!....).... oh btw JJ is an orthopaedic surgeon!!!.... (whoa!!!... i love saying that!!!!... the 'orthopaedic surgeon' part.... makes him sound like a very important guy.... lol!).... so... there i was at JJ's place in Adoor by the 4th morning.... after a few rounds of Vodka, we hit the road.... all the way to Thiruvalla fer Cherian's marriage.... around an hour's drive.... i don't exactly remember though.... we reached the place by around 11 i think.... and thennn.... it was bottle after bottle.... jeeeeez!!!!.... why do guys waste so much money on superchargers???!!!!.... anyways.. the superchargers went on way after midnight, till JJ called me aside for some uncle-nephew talk.... and he dropped the bomb on me.... a huge and deadly family secret.... if i let it out, it could cost the lives of millions!!!... (k... i was just exaggerating..... it's not that deadly..... but if i let it out, it might atleast cost JJ his life!!!... lol!!).... i couldn't supercharge much after that due to the immense shock.... oh... and then there was the late night drive.... 3 of the idiots (no... actually, they were pretty decent guys....) got supercharged, and were screwed up hungry.... and there we were off.... at 2am in the morning.... searching for a place to eat.... after driving around for one and a half hours like morons, we still didn't find a place, got back to the hotel, and ate whatever was left of the snacks we had with the superchargers..... next day was Cherian's marriage.... before we left the hotel, again there was superchargers.... we went to the church supercharged.... left as soon as the marriage was over.... straight to the closest pub.... and then we got back to the reception.... and then we 'ate like a bitch'!... (hehe!... i was just telling someone about the '.....like a bitch' lingo...)..... and then we were off... back on our way home... 6.30 we were back at JJ's place.... end of story....

the party was a great and much needed change!!!.... the gurl was pretty.... not hot though.... that's the problem with Christian brides in kerala.... they overdo the makeup for the marriage and they end up looking as if they can hardly breathe!!!... anyways who cares!!!!...

that's cherian and his wife.....


and that's me standing in the middle... and that's JJ sitting in the middle....