My All-Time Fav Movie Dialogues

"The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle" - Lucky Number Slevin

"I'll sue your ass so hard, you'll have to take a loan to piss!!" - Wild Hogs