ah... wonder when my switzerland trip is gonna work out.... i really want to get there before i get old.... sigh.... the stupid project!!!..... i hate the bullcrappy garbage!!!.... hafta travel all the way to my stupid college!... jeezzzz!!!.... i've been spendin half my allowance on travellin to college!!!.... friggin' 2hrs of travel!!!.... wut the.....!!!!!..... ha!!!... that reminds me of this particularly annoying mallu habit.... there are these mallus who would have been to chennai maybe once or twice, and that too decades ago!!!.... and then they act smart and ask questions about the location of the place i stay and my college.... a typical convo would go like this....
MALLU: evideya college???.... (where's your college???)
ME: OMR
M: adhu evideya???.... (where's that???)
M: IT Highway
M: adhu evideya???.... (where's that???)
M: on the way to mahabalipuram
M: adhu evideya???....
ha!!!... and it keeps goin on and on!!!.... mallus!!!!.... guess i need one more of those cheesecakes to cool me off..... gawd!!!!... THE CHEESECAKES!!!!.... it's the most evil invention by mankind!!!!.... my oh my!!!.... they're little drops of heaven!!!!... the way it jus melts in your mouth!!!... if i were to choose between a chick and a cheesecake, i'd definitely go fer the cheesecake!!!!.... or.. no!!!... wait a minute!!.... i'll actually go for the chick!!!... but if i were given an option between an ugly chick and a cheesecake, it's the cheesecake, hands down!!.... ah... need to get to one of those cheesecakes asap!!!.... wonder when i get to raid Cake Walk next!!!.... sheeeeesh!!!!.... i'm running ouda time!!!..... project work.... need to go velly sumtime nxt week.... Broadspire.... have to get back home before dad leaves.... have to go suratkal.... jeezzzz!!!!.... when am i gonna do all this???!!!!...
oh... off late, some people've started thinking i'm a devil worshipper!!!... like duh!!... and i play along and tell them stories too.... wanna know how you pray to the devil??... it's pretty intresting.... first off, you must have an empty room with absolutely nothing but a chair in it... on the chair, you must place an image of the devil... now don't be an ass and ask me where to find an image of the devil!!!... download it from google, or draw it urself!!... now place the image on the chair... then take an apple... place the apple on your head, and go around the chair ten times... if the apple falls at any time, you must start all over again... go ahead and try it out!... lol!...
bah... guess i'll be meeting all those nutheads from my place, at the church festival... i get so irritated whenever i talk to those idiots... can never mind their own godaim business!!!... i'm already bugged 'cos i'm late fer THE party with ajo, for getting don e with all exams... yeah!!!... both of us are friggin engineers in a few weeks!!!... ha! anyways... we only need a reason to party!...
oh btw... grandpa finally invited me over to his secret hideout in chennai couple of days back.... was fun... we had the "mature" family talk and stuff.... jus the two of us... and he thought i looked like a total 'kuttappan' 'cos i was clean shaved after a very very long time!!!!... it excited him so much that he picked up the fone and called granny, who was all the way back in kerla!!!.... just to tell her that i shaved!!!.... like duh!!!.... ah... old people these days!!...
oh btw!!!... guess whom i ran into today at the burger place!!!.... ashwathy!!!... ha!!!.... anyways... i'm off.... ciao!!!... and happy valentine's day people!!!!.....
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