Sunday, July 12, 2009

Annoyers Top 10

a top ten list of what's been annoying me lately....

1> first and foremost!!!.... people never-endingly enquiring about my job status...

2> the growing number of reality shows on TV...

3> (that reminds me!!!) anusha dandekar's fake accent...

4> people coming in uninvitedly and crashing into my car (3 times in the past 2 months... BUT LEMME REMIND YOU THAT I'M NOT A BAD DRIVER!!!!)...

5> new bloggers who post once or twice and then totally forget about their blog...

6> the requirement for an address proof and an id proof for any crap service you wanna acquire in india...

7> people asking me about VG's future plans and whether i still speak to her, and informing me that she'z become real hot now...

8> i joined twitter recently.... more specifically, yesterday, at 11:45:23 (IST).... and they give you an option to follow the blogs of celebs of your choice.... and i (stupidly) chose to follow Dr. Dre, of all the people!!!!... atleast now i get to know what Dre does every 5mins... here's a sample from Dre's tweets...
10:30 -- i went into the recording room
10:35 -- i sat down and put on my headfones
10:40 -- i began thinking about some good lyrics for Soulja Boy
10:45 -- i wrote them down
holy crap!!!!... now that is some tweeting!!!...

9> MS Dhoni's ads on TV... i just hate the guy... honestly speaking, i hate all guys from Ranchi!!!... (Dhoni's from Ranchi rite???...)

10> the numerous tamil movies that are coming out, with hot heroines and ugly story lines... a friendly piece of advice... never, ever watch a tamil movie with Trisha in it, no matter how hot she looks in it... the movie is sure to be a dud!!!...

11> lack of good "unhealthy" food in india...

12> friends who happen to be very well informed on current matters, and are more than proud to inform the world about their knowledge...
Bet you didn't get my point there... and that's why i decided to give you examples of status messages on facebook.....
- This year's Financial Budget has proved to be really deadly. I can't wait to see how Sensex reacts to this!
- Google Chrome OS is going to be serious competition for Microsoft OS!
- The transfer of C. Ronaldo is a big bonus for Real Madrid
God!!!!... who gives a tiny piece of shit about what these people know???!!!!... why tha heck is the thing known as status message, if what people put up is messages about what's going on in the world???!!!....
But then, again there are stupid people who post status messages like "I made sambhar today" or "I'm so happy that i'm gonna make payasam" or "I'm having thayir saadham".... that's when you know that you've reached your level of saturation and that your brain can't take it anymore!!!!...

13> while we're on facebook, another thing that annoys me is when people reply by 'comment'ing, when you 'post' on their wall... so you end up taking the pain of finding them, going to their profile and searching for their comment...


ok... i just realised that it was a top-ten list, and now i got 13!!!.... gotta go.... tadaaaaaaaaaaaa..........

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