Keep Off The Grass!!!!!

people!!!.... my poetic genius is back in action!!!... this one's loosely based on Afroman's Because I Got High... so i might suggest you listen to the song before you read this to help you get the rhythm right....

I always wanted to be a clean guy
before i got high
but then fags n booze i began to buy
'cos i wanted to get high
now my life is half screwed up
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

I wanted to get into MIT
until i got high
i got into a crap indian university
then i got high
now 4 years of my life got screwed
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

I dreamt of dating a Brit chick
before i got high
ended up with a dumb skinny prick
n then i got high
now my brains are half "banged" out
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

I wanted to top in college
until i got high
realised i was a dumb cabbage
so i got high
now i'm a jobless engineer
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

I wanted to own an expensive car
before i got high
but i still can't even afford to go to a decent bar
so i got high
my pockets are absolutely empty
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

Last week i was out n got caught by cops
cos they thought i was high
i wanted to, but didn't call my pops
'cos i was high
so i spent a night behind bars
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

i wanted to start my own business
until i got high
but my job-hunting's causing me dizziness
so i got high
now i'm jobless, penniless n homeless
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....

i wanted this poem to be a few lines more
before i got high
but my brain is already sore
'cos i'm high
so i'm gonna wrap this shit up
n i know why!!!
hey hey.... 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high, 'cos i got high.....


hehe.... i can relate to most of the stuff!!!.... except that i've never been behind bars, and i'm not homeless.... lol!!!!....

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always remember....
alcohol is fun...
smoking kills...
mary jane ain't cool...