Thursday, October 30, 2008

What If There Were No More Muvies?????

the rate at which movies are being made these days, it almost looks like we don't have many more decades of the cinema to come....
what if there comes a time when all movie makers have tried out all themes and have run out of ideas???....
what would these people do then???...
people would get sick of remakes....

there are two possible things the movie fraternity could do....
one would be to start shows similar to "Next Action Superstar".... only difference being that the people, instead of acting out scenes, would have to write scripts....
maybe they could name the show "Next Sensational Storyteller"....

the second thing that could be done is to form a body known as the International Movie Council (of course... the headquarters would be in Dubai, as is the trend these days!!!)....
the members of this body would constitute all the top notch directors from Hollywood, Bollywood, Tollywood, Xollywood, Zollywood etc etc....
at the beginning of every calendar year, these guys would get together and come up with a total of 50 or so scripts....
and then there would be bidding for each script....
the highest bidders individually from each 'Wood', would be allowed to make a film based on the script in his own respective language....
this way, viewers who watch Hollywood movies, but don't understand a word of it and don't find subtitles too helpful either, can always wait for the film to be released in their own language!!!....
and in this way, all the film industries would have 50 films released in a year....

Based on my conclusions, i expect the world to run out of movies by around 2025....
if i'm not around by then, i hope some actor/director/producer would be reading this blog n making use of my brilliant idea....

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